Make money by doing nothing

Everyone is clamoring as to how they can make money and do nothing. It's easy. Stay at home and watch tv all day. Don't go out and eat. Forget about going to the movies. Put the kibosh on shopping. The low balance in your bank account remains the same. However, its a balance that was not depleted and you have less days to wait until payday. I'm a genius though. I had zero money to pay on my Mastercard. My available credit was $125 and my payment due was $119. So what I did was I took a cash advance of $120 and paid my credit card with it. I still have available credit but at least it says that I paid on time! I'm proud because I have not used it all week. I sold a few of my items on eBay. I set the wrong price. Starting price was .99 and people would wait to bid on it like 5 min before auction close. I was hoping to get at least $5.00 for them. Greedy bastards. I think I should put some poo in with their DVD. I'm happy because I can at least pay for my Amex card. Student loan will have to wait till Thursday. I hate being broke and in debt. My brother said that he thought I should go full time. I feel if I do that I won't finish my schooling. My self-confidence is in the crapper about me directing film. I'm not sure if I can do that. I'm going to see approximately how many credits I need to graduate because I'm getting to old for this. To old for this uncertainty and fretting how I'm going to pay my bills. I never thought I would reach the day when I had to duck the pharmacy because I owed them a balance. Did I forget to tell you that I have to come up with $500 to get the car fixed before my dad comes to visit next month? To get out of sticky situations with my parents I normally play dumb. The next time I see them will be an Oscar Winning performance. Move over Meryl Streep! I need a sugar daddy. If you are one or want to donate to my charity...Moi then let me know! I'm also looking for a boyfriend or at least a date. I got a pass to see 3 movies, Love in the Time of Cholera, Hitman, and This Christmas. I have no one to go with! Well I could ask my brother and his partner but that is getting old. I feel like the crazy person that you see outside and you were just friendly to them once and can't take a subtle hint and you'd rather run through hell wearing a gasoline g-string than talk to them again.