When life hands you lemons...

Make sure you get a gift receipt along with that. Nothing says I love you like store credit!

Okay I'm blogging before I hit the hay. I'll have to type fast because I still have to finish addressing the rest of my DVD's. I hope to drop them in the mail before work. I have to get up early because I need to be at the post office before it opens. Unfortunately I'm not the only one with that original idea so I know it'll probably be crowded. Next time I won't be so lazy and I'll fish that postal scale out of the closet and ship it from home and be done with it.

Anyway I have some wonderful news. I'm in love. He's a star. His name is Javier Bardem and he is muy caliente. He's dating Penelope Cruz right now but that is really a minor setback. She's average really. He's just going out with her for publicity but I know that his heart lies with me. I might as well pack my shit now and move to Italy or Spain because I need an intense Latin Man in my life. I'm going to see Javier Bardem and Benjamin Bratt in Love in the Time of Cholera tomorrow night. I can't WAIT!. I'm so damn giddy that I might actually get the book and read it. Tell then....

Te amo mi amor!