Revenge
Okay I posted this ad on craigslist on Friday night. It got flagged Sunday which I'm happy it lasted that long but I've reposted it. So this is to my date who I will nickname motherfucker. Now this revenge is small compared to what I really want to do. My mother is crazy and I've inherited those traits. I try very hard to suppress them. So if I can cause women to think twice about approaching this guy then I will happily make this my cause of choice.
Here is the ad.
Hello ladies. Doesn't he look like a cute guy? Seems nice, since he's playing with some child. Looks like he has honest, caring eyes. Well.. he's not. Beware of him. He's a class A asshole. What did he do you ask? Well I responded to his ad on craigslist. He wanted to converse and have coffee. So I thought I would give it a shot and just respond and see if I receive anything back and I did. We chatted and decided to meet for coffee at Starbucks. He was so sweet in wanting to accommodate me for our meet. He paid me lots of compliments. So after him being the little bastard that he is and trying to invite himself over to my place to watch a movie, we decided to go to the movies instead. We sat all the way in the back while we kissed and cuddled. I know it's my fault because we were making out like a bunch of teenagers and his hands were everywhere. I felt his package and it was rock hard but very small. He was so sly in asking about sex, he said that he would respect my limits. So I was up front with him and I let him know that currently I'm just waiting for Mr. Right. We don't have to be married, but I'm not down for the one night stand. Been there done that. I thought that he was okay. We resumed our cuddling and then he said that he was thirsty and going to go get a soda. Well 5 minutes passed, the guy didn't return. 10 minutes passed, and I thought maybe there was a long line at the concession stand. 15 minutes passed and I knew that I had been ditched. Mr. Stand up guy, the one who said that he was completely honest and sometimes way to honest was a motherfucking coward. He couldn't muster to sit through the end of a great blockbuster movie. He couldn't be honest and just say that he needed to get laid. He couldn't do what 99.8% of the people on craigslist do already and just post a sex ad. He couldn't come up with a lame excuse and just say there was no chemistry. Instead he snuck out like a thief in the night because I didn't want to have sex with some random stranger. He has to resort to lies to get a woman into bed. Sounds like a winner. I'm not asking for sympathy. I didn't even email the motherfucker. I just want EVERYONE to know. Don't talk, don't email, don't chat, don't even look at him. He's not a man, he's a boy. I didn't know that people were that evil but apparently the devil lives in Sandy Springs and not down under like we thought.
Pic of the motherfucker.
Don't talk to him. If you see him at the grocery store boo and hiss him.
Here is the ad.
Hello ladies. Doesn't he look like a cute guy? Seems nice, since he's playing with some child. Looks like he has honest, caring eyes. Well.. he's not. Beware of him. He's a class A asshole. What did he do you ask? Well I responded to his ad on craigslist. He wanted to converse and have coffee. So I thought I would give it a shot and just respond and see if I receive anything back and I did. We chatted and decided to meet for coffee at Starbucks. He was so sweet in wanting to accommodate me for our meet. He paid me lots of compliments. So after him being the little bastard that he is and trying to invite himself over to my place to watch a movie, we decided to go to the movies instead. We sat all the way in the back while we kissed and cuddled. I know it's my fault because we were making out like a bunch of teenagers and his hands were everywhere. I felt his package and it was rock hard but very small. He was so sly in asking about sex, he said that he would respect my limits. So I was up front with him and I let him know that currently I'm just waiting for Mr. Right. We don't have to be married, but I'm not down for the one night stand. Been there done that. I thought that he was okay. We resumed our cuddling and then he said that he was thirsty and going to go get a soda. Well 5 minutes passed, the guy didn't return. 10 minutes passed, and I thought maybe there was a long line at the concession stand. 15 minutes passed and I knew that I had been ditched. Mr. Stand up guy, the one who said that he was completely honest and sometimes way to honest was a motherfucking coward. He couldn't muster to sit through the end of a great blockbuster movie. He couldn't be honest and just say that he needed to get laid. He couldn't do what 99.8% of the people on craigslist do already and just post a sex ad. He couldn't come up with a lame excuse and just say there was no chemistry. Instead he snuck out like a thief in the night because I didn't want to have sex with some random stranger. He has to resort to lies to get a woman into bed. Sounds like a winner. I'm not asking for sympathy. I didn't even email the motherfucker. I just want EVERYONE to know. Don't talk, don't email, don't chat, don't even look at him. He's not a man, he's a boy. I didn't know that people were that evil but apparently the devil lives in Sandy Springs and not down under like we thought.
Pic of the motherfucker.
Don't talk to him. If you see him at the grocery store boo and hiss him.
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